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10 Funny Thing to say to someone in jail

 

People go to jail when they have committed any sort of crime, be it theft or a big crime like murder. When a person is in jail it’s a very sad moment for him and their family as well. Jail is often a very dark and difficult place and often people get depressed there.

If a person has gone to jail and you keep on saying sad things to him then this will make him more depressed, so you can use some humour to lighten the mood.

You can tell him funny things and jokes to lighten their mood. You can tell them about the good things in jail and you can also tell about how you will do fun things once he comes out Plans.

 

Keep it positive:

A jail is a very difficult and dark place, so when you are talking with a person who is in jail try to only talk about good things and positive things.

You should try to lighten the environment and tell him how he can have a good time in jail.

You can tell him about how you will send him letters. You can tell him some funny jokes and try to lighten his humour. 

 

How to spend time: 

you should tell him how to spend a good time in jail and how he can better himself. You can tell him this time to reflect on his past mistakes and how he can work on them to overcome them. You can tell him about how can he work on his mental health and read more books.

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You can joke about how once he comes out he can take his exams and pass with 1st class with all the plenty of time he has to spend in the jail for studying.

You can also tell him to focus on his fitness and how he can improve his health and be jacked once he is out of jail and look bluff. 

 

Personal touch:

When joking around with her you need to give those jokes a personal touch. You will have to make him understand how everyone loves him and how everyone will support him.

You can read on the internet about jail experiences and share with him about how he can have a good time.

You can use some jokes about who he needs to be hideous and try not to mess with prison gangs. When you are joking and try to give it a personal touch it often makes your humour more fun and genuine. 

 

Plans:

You should discuss plans with him. You can discuss how everyone will be waiting for him. You can tell him how he should learn from his mistakes and how once he comes out of jail needs to be a good citizen and does not need to be involved in any crime.

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You can use humour and explain his plans and say that if he comes out and still is involved in all these crimes then he can end up on the streets.

Along with humour you can use some scaring techniques and tell him how everyone in the family will boycott him if he doesn’t become a better person once he is out of jail. 

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Avoid Jokes About Their Situation:

You should not be making him feel low and more depressed by making jokes and comments about his time in jail.

As he is in jail, he already knows it and doesn’t need to be reminded again and again. Joking about his situation how he is in jail and how this is his own mistake can make him more rebellious and more depressed.

You should motivate him to spend time in jail and come out in due time. 

 

Funny thing to say to someone in jail

  1. Well, at least you are alive and healthy, unlike your other partners in crime. 
  2. You have always been a criminal, from stealing my clothes now stealing gold.
  3. When they arrested you I thought they were arresting you for stealing my chocolate. 
  4. Now you can have a bulked body and impress Sara. As there is a gym facility in the jail. 
  5. Well now you will understand the importance of freedom, hopefully, this will turn you into a better person. 
  6. I hope your roommate doesn’t snore loudly. 
  7. You can always read books as you won’t have a phone here. 
  8. Jail is like therapy for you, it will take out all the negative things from you.
  9. I’ve heard they are introducing university courses in jail, now at least you can graduate in jail. 
  10. Hey, if you’re looking for a new hobby, I hear mastering the art of making friends is all the rage.

 

Conclusion: 

Spending time with a person in jail can be very important as it will assure hitherto that has not left him and how that still hold him important.

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When a person is in jail he becomes very sad and depressed and you need to make sure he is happy and knows that people support him no matter what.

You can always use humour to lighten the environment and help the person get a bit better. By keeping your jokes light, personal, and respectful, you can help brighten their day and offer a much-needed escape from the seriousness of their situation. 

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